Having visited the bluest of blue cities this past weekend in San Francisco, I came to several conclusions.  First, we need to calm down a bit in our rhetoric and realize that preaching to the choir is worthless.  Its absurd that we continue to banter amongst ourselves about frivolous issues when instead we should be out there speaking to people.  Second, as the party that has placed its future in the hands of the pro-choice movement we really need to reconsider our actions.  I for one believe that if we are for the protection of contraceptions and abortions then we should not only be advocating their use, but frequently using them amongst ourselves.  

I mean seriously how often have you been at a liberal party when some pretty girl is all up on your junk and then you proposition her to come back to your pad, but she turns you down because she's not that kind of girl.  NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL, WHAT KIND OF DEMOCRAT ARE YOU?  

We are the party of sex, drugs and rock and roll, we should really act like it.  America  understands people who act on instinct, so we as a party should act on instinct.  Let our passions flow.  I expect that the next time I am at a gathering of Democrats more people will be having sex.  America likes sex and by being associated with easy access sex then America will like Democrats.